New Lemon Law: They’re Delicious


Subscribe to Temple Horses on YouTube for a funny video every month We have crusaders on the internet fighting battles of  intolerance and bigotry, but  nobody wants to stand up for the  one thing that has been slandered… Read More

Lettuce: The Last Frontier


Subscribe to Temple Horses on YouTube for a funny video every month “What the hell is that?” “Try it. It’s good,” said the chef. “It really is,” agreed the waitress through a mouthful of wilted green mush. I… Read More

Blurred (Pickup) Lines


Recently my fiancée came home from a night on the town and she told me a guy had offered to buy her a drink which she declined. She told me as a point of pride because she did… Read More

Five Possible Explanations for

farmers only

If you’ve seen the TV ads for – the dating site that  purports to connect single farmers to one another – then you too have  wondered: What the hell is And, if the site is targeting… Read More

Copping Out

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DIRECTED BY: Jason Sokoloff CINEMATOGRAPHY: Benjamin Bode EDITED BY: Steve W. Thompson WRITTEN BY: Ryan E. Hoffman & Nick Ruggia SOUND OPERATOR: Chris Reynolds SOUND DESIGN: Josh Broome PAs: Melinda Velez, Neko White AMY: Adriana DeGirolami OFFICER WOHLER:… Read More

99% of This Coffee Sucks, Study Finds


  A Stanford University study has confirmed what office workers throughout the country have suspected for decades. A 2013 study by Drs. Charles Molsley and Adrian Phew, which cleared peer review earlier this month, shows decidedly that 99%… Read More

Holidays that Suck (and how we can make them better)


Earth Day came and went last week. And if you didn’t notice, that sounds about right. This is just another holiday that doesn’t really affect anyone’s life because it doesn’t involve time off or intoxication. My day was… Read More

Vaccines for Kids


DIRECTED BY: Jason Sokoloff WRITTEN BY: Ryan E. Hoffman & Nick Ruggia CINEMATOGRAPHER: Benjamin Bode MUSIC BY: MAKEUP: Ashley Thomas PAs: Our parents

The Possession of Brian


A group of friends attempt to watch an episode of “Downton Abbey,” but are continually interrupted by rude outbursts from their friend Brian, who is possessed by a demon from the ancient world. CAST: SAMANTHA… Carmen Lynch TIM……. Read More

This is what happens when you post anti-dog propaganda

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So a good friend of ours is a frequent hate poster on Facebook. He binges on hate. Seriously, he’s like a hate succubus. Anyway, apparently Mr. Grinch has been seeing too many pictures of pitbulls on Facebook lately,… Read More