Christmas Survival Guide


‘No stress, no seeds, no stems, no sticks!’ –Snoopy Doggy Dog Lion Witch and the Wardrobe A lot of people get stressed out around the holidays for a variety of reasons; they have no money, they gave their… Read More

Who Killed Grandma?!?!


A movie trailer for the upcoming blockbuster: Who Killed Grandma? Directed by French filmmaker Mikel Kramer, Director of “Man With Gun.” Subscribe for a funny video every month.

Making Grilled Cheese Magic


My guide to making peanut butter jelly sandwiches is sweeping through North America and changing lives: “I feel like a kid again!” – Justin Bieber “A visionary in the same mold as Steve Jobs.” – tweeted by Ashton… Read More

How to Make the Best Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich


I never understood the phrase, “What you don’t know could fill a book.” Of course it could fill a book; it could fill a whole series of books on various topics from “What’s the difference between a Clementine… Read More

“Life is Like a Hurricane, Here in Duckburg”


“Life is Like a Hurricane, Here in Duckburg” This is the sign I saw as I ventured from Eureka, Calisota into Duckburg. When I was instructed by my editors to find out what became of our beloved McDuck… Read More

Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. vs Magneto – Sketch Comedy


S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents Brooks and Murphy arrive on the scene to contain Magneto. If the show were truer to the comics, this is what would happen.

5 Signs You Like Sports TOO Much


“Fanatics have the look of people who do not masturbate but who think about it almost all time.”- Gregory David Roberts (I’ve never heard of him either) The word “fan” as we refer to it relative to sports… Read More

Top 5 Things People Say They Like, But Really Don’t


I don’t understand humans. As far as I can tell we are the only species that feels guilty for liking things that bring us joy. Its’ okay if you like Duck Dynasty and Mallomars; even at the same… Read More

How to Accumulate Debt and Influence Nobody


“I’m in debt, I am a true American.” These were the words of Mypos’ most adored son, Balki Bartokomous right before he did the dance of joy. This made me realize we have been looking at debt in… Read More

How To Survive a Diner Menu


“Oh no, I’m sorry I need a couple of more minutes with the menu.” We have all uttered these words sheepishly to a server at a diner whilst bemoaning our failure as a patron and more importantly as… Read More